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The Ballad of Sarah Palin Song Written, Directed, and Performed by Mason Storm Produced by Warpedcorp *LYRICS* Born in a Hospital in Idaho Didn't meet McCain until a week ago Now she might be our next V.P. She openly admits that she used to smoke weed Which normally would be totally cool with me, But she said she didn't like it, and that is suspicious. Now she lives in the coldest state Her husband took her fishing on their very first date They got married and had five kids She was doing politics, while he was catching squids Sarah, Sarah Palin Queen of the Alaskan Frontier A card carrying member of the N.R.A. Disagree with her, and she'll blow your ass away Sarah's very fond of shooting Moose Bald Eagles, Puppies, and even a Goose Why do they call a group of Goose's Geese? But not a Group of Moose's Meese? I don't know, its weird But you shouldn't kill em Sarah isn't known for trying to conserve She wants to drill for oil in a protected reserve Doesn't support abortion, or being gay Its not her fault, just the Republican way Sarah, Sarah Palin Queen of the Alaskan Frontier And now we've come to the end of the song Alaska's Governor is a Hockey Mom Sarah soon will make history As the first gun totin', nut job, female V.P. Sarah, Sarah Palin Queen of the Alaskan Frontier Sarah, Sarah Palin Queen of the Alaskan Frontier

Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: WarpedCorp

Length: 02:44
Rating: 4.46
Views: 672597

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Padmepotter4986 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Also, Beavis, maybe you can comment on the unitary executive theory and how your president has expanded his office. Small government? I would also like to know why you didn't end abortion or give us a constitutional amendment banning gay marriage. After all, until 2006 you controlled all three branches of government. Since we're talking morality, look up the following: Newt Gingrich John McCain Larry Craig Mark Foley Rudy Guiliani Neither party is more "moral" than the other.
Padmepotter4986 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Beavis, do your homework please and look up the following things: Dixiecrats Consult the map of the 1860 and 1864 elections and tell me what color the then Democratic states are now. Trust me, the south has changed. The presidents who championed civil rights The president that nominated Thurgood Marshall and who controlled the Senate that confirmed him. The author of the opinion in Roe v. Wade and the number of justices sitting on the court that were appointed by Republican presidents.
truett9 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
ur a douche get alife u liberal i smoke weed and i am pro republican wat r u going to say about dat try me i will hunt u down cuz
brazilev (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
xaaxaxaxxaaxaxxaaxaxxxax kick ass laughed my ass off :D
burntflybog (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
I tried pot once and didn't like it either...now E, that was a good time.
lathzz (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
And I love how the so called "conservatives" glom onto idiots like Palin because they dont feel comfortable voting for a candidate who is different from them(i.e. having a working brain and some common sense wits). You people arent even voting for real conservatives anymore for Gods Sake! Not defending Dems(Im not one)but you "consevatives" have been massively hood-winked and dont even know it! Get a real candidate........someone besides a brainless, pathologically insane neo-con. Please.
mavrek47 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Katie Couric - Wait, are you saying that Idaho is another country? Sarah Palin - I'm saying they have Hot Pockets just like us. Pizza ones even. It's called 'the globalization.' Katie Couric - But let me get this straight because I think it's important. Is Idaho another country? Sarah Palin - You know, I'm not going to get into that right now. SCARAH FAILIN = Alaska RepubliC*NT Disaster!
PS3LOVER123 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
"As the first gun totin', nut job, female V.P." lol
mavrek47 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
NOTICE: Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) is NOW offering a special "Scarah Failin Combo Meal Bucket." It consists of 2 Large Thighs, 2 Small Breasts, 13 Right Wings, in a BIG Bucket! This combo is appropriately priced at $6.66. Hurry...offer ends December 24th. ~Joe Maverick Voter
TnTonto (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
I love the way the libtards have to beat up on Sarah....just because she scares the shit right out of the wimp ass pukes.

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