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Ever wanted to learn everything and yet nothing about the Bible all at the same time? Then this video is for you... Huge thanks to our buddy Tyler Jacobson for whipping up the graphics for us. And as requested, here are the lyrics: "BIBLE IN A MINUTE" EARTH MADE, ADAM EVE CAIN KILLS ABEL, HAS TO LEAVE BORING GENEALOGY GREAT FLOOD, OLIVE LEAF TOWER BABEL, ABRAHAM SODOM AND GOMORRAH AND ISAAC, JACOB, JOSEPH, MOSES TEN COMMANDS, PROMISED LAND JUDGES, DAVID, SOLOMON SENT AWAY TO BABYLON JOB, THEN A BUNCH OF PSALMS PROVERBS AND THE SONG OF SONGS MAJOR PROPHETS, LION DEN MINOR PROPHETS, BETHLEHEM GOLD AND MYRRH AND FRANKINCENSE SATAN AND SAMARITAN CHOOSE DISCIPLES, OTHER CHEEK WALK ON WATER, THOUSANDS EAT LAZARUS, FIG TREE LAST SUPPER, GETHSEMANE BLOOD MONEY, THIRD DENIAL PONTIUS PILATE, PUBLIC TRIAL FORTY LASHES, TO THE TREE WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME? THIRD DAY, EMPTY TOMB REAPPEARS, FIVE WOUNDS ACTS OF THE APOSTLES NEXT EPISTLES AND APOCALYPSE *Check out our other new video, "DOUCHE OFF" at www.myspace.com/baratsandbereta

Channel: Entertainment
Uploaded: November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am
Author: BaratsAndBereta

Length: 00:53
Rating: 4.82
Views: 1043786

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OddlyAppropriate (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
brilliant. brilliant!
technosanta (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Yes, because the disciples who hung out with Jesus all the time, talked to Him all the time, fished with Him, performed miracles with Him, they MUST have been born 60 years after He was dead, right? Read the Bible. Everything, with a few minor exceptions, was written by eyewitnesses.
CarlinYGTBFKM (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
secondly, the Bible, whether you like it or not, is a history book more or less Hmmm. Are you being sarcastic or ignorant.
nekidchickens (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
Only other religious books back up the bible. No evidence exists that the bible is any more valid than any of the other religions that came before it.Of course no one thinks that science is infallible.That is what is good about it. We question,we LOOK to falsify,we purposefully put ideas under peer scrutiny so that incorrect ideas can be more quickly thrown out and knowledge can progress. The BIBLE pretends to know,and never attempts to falsify. It stifles knowledge, it doesn't embrace it Peace
nekidchickens (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
The bible is not an historical tome my friend and there are actually NO eyewitness accounts in it. The accounts were written by people born at least 60 years AFTER the death of the man they talk about (a man who may or may not have even existed). No historian would take biblical accounting for history for anything but a possible reference for the times but certainly not for a reference of events. Peace
xpntblnkx (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
well first off if you hate terrorists you already hate one group of religious people. Radical muslims secondly, the Bible, whether you like it or not, is a history book more or less. It's a collection of letters and eyewitness accounts. You talk about being intelligent and educated and going to school. Perhaps you should take a religious studies class at the very least. Most of the world believes in a higher being and you can't just go around throwing out false claims It only makes you look bad
oddballnineteen (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
...it's so true. I'm glad someone finally summarized the thing lqtm. Next book! the koran!
Kytes981 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
hehe, nice! I cant believe that so many people are complaining or debating over it! it was short and to the point, very clever!
snowboardforlife30 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
haha there pulblished by prophets of god..
sersii0 (November 30, 1999 at 12:00 am)
People, seriously its a fun little video that they made. ok this is not a debate. watch the video smile/frown dont hate

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